reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via lmaoalien)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via tortillah)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via thewafflegod)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via shouldnt)

hotboyproblems:

there is too many hot people on this website and its making me happy and sad and angry at the same time, i hate this website

(via pvntoufle)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via tortillah)